Jag-you-are, It's Electric!
Jaguar is taking us for a ride... into the electric future! Never mind their wild marketing - they're ditching the gas tank and plugging into the grid with a new four-door GT that's got everyone buzzing. Will it be a sleek speed demon or a shocking disappointment? I'm keeping my fingers crossed.
Chery's "Hunting Wild" Concept Wagon Straight Outta Cyberpunk 2077
This ain't a wood-paneled station wagon. Chery's 'Hunting Wild' concept EV wagon boasts a 932-mile range, a 3-second 0-to-60 time, and more tech than a Silicon Valley startup. Wagons are cool again, baby!
Abarth Goes Full Electric: Is This the Sting in the Tail of Fossil Fuels?
Abarth, those lovable Italian rascals known for turning timid Fiats into fire-breathing pocket rockets, have gone and done the unthinkable - they've ditched petrol altogether! But don’t worry, for they've replaced it with something even more electrifying...
Kia EV9 GT: Because Soccer Practice Can't Wait
Kia's EV9 GT: a +500-hp electric SUV with fake engine noise and a 0-60 time of 4.3 seconds. Who needs therapy when you have a speed demon disguised as a family car?
Hyundai Ioniq 9: Pixel-Perfect Family Hauler?
Hyundai's Ioniq 9 looks like a result of Minecraft meeting a car and having a baby. Pixelated lights? Check. Giant glass back? Check. Lounge-like interior? Triple check! But at least it's electric... oh, and pricey!
The Denza Z9 Is Not Just a Z9GT With a Trunk
The Denza Z9 is a Chinese luxury sedan that's packing some serious heat. With a price tag that'll make your wallet happy and tech that'll make your jaw drop, this car is going after established lux brands with nothing to be ashamed of.
Jiyue Robo X Thinks It's a Fighter Jet
This electric supercar is so fast, it'll make your head spin! The best part? It has "eagle-wing" doors that open upwards. Just try not to flash everyone in the parking lot!
Lucid Pursuit: The Electric Police Car That You Can't Get Away From
This electric police car is so fast, it's like a cheetah on roller skates. If you're thinking about trying to outrun it, you might as well just pull over and save yourself the trouble.
The BYD Sealion 7: A Chinese Electric SUV That's Not Just Another "Me Too" Model
This ain't no cheap knock-off. BYD's Sealion 7 is a stylish, tech-packed electric SUV with a design guru pedigree. Surprisingly, it ticks a lot of boxes on many wishlists. Are we looking at a serious Tesla contender?
Cadillac Vistiq: An Electric SUV That's Not Entirely Bad
Cadillac's Vistiq: a three-row electric SUV that's growing on me. It's big, bold, but at least it's not as gargantuan as the Escalade IQ. And the asking price? Well, that’s up for a debate but I’d call it a bargain.
Kia EV3: This Little SUV Could!
Kia's EV3 promises 375 miles on a single charge! That's nearly like driving from LA to San Francisco. But will it actually live up to the hype? I'm bringing my skepticism, my appetite, and my comfy driving shoes.
Porsche Taycan GTS: The Goldilocks Edition
Porsche threw a Taycan, a Sport Chrono package, and a black marker into a blender. Added some extra oomph and, voila! The GTS.
This Electric Firetruck is So Hot, It's Cool!
This ain't no ordinary firetruck. The Rosenbauer Panther 6x6 Electric is like a spaceship on wheels, packing 1,200 horsepower and enough water to put out a bonfire the size of Texas. This baby is faster than a politician chasing a photo-op. Who knew fighting fires could be this cool?
Nissan's "Emergency Mode": More Dramatic Than a Leaf in a Hurricane?
Nissan's in "emergency mode"! 9,000 jobs cut, production slashed, and the CEO's taking a 50% pay cut. Ouch! They're doubling down on EVs though, with 30 new models planned. Vehicle-to-grid tech is cool, but can they figure out Bluetooth first?
Tesla Gigafactory South of the Border? ¡Ay, caramba!
Gigafactory Mexico? More like Gigafactory Mirage! Turns out building a factory south of the border is about as appealing as a tequila hangover with Trump in charge. Mexico got tricked badly, but at least they got some new roads, right?
Kia's Adorable Escape Pod: The PV5 WKNDR Camper Van
Kia's PV5 WKNDR is like a puppy that turns into a camper van! Okay, not really, but it IS ridiculously cute. This electric mini-RV is modular, so you can swap out the "pods" for different needs. Need to haul groceries? There's a pod for that. Need to escape to the wilderness? BAM! Just try not to squeal with delight when you see it.
Sun Chasing: The Quirky Aptera Solar Car that Thinks It's a Dolphin
The Aptera is a three-wheeled, solar-powered spaceship on wheels that's more aerodynamic than a dolphin (seriously!). With a 1,000-mile range and a 0-60 mph time that'll leave you speechless, this quirky little car is challenging the status quo.
Renault 4 E-Tech: They Brought it Back?!
Renault resurrected the 4, and zapped it with a futuristic ray gun. It's electric, it’s - dare I say - cute, and Renault says it’ll be affordable. It sure beats everything else out there in the looks department. But can it walk the walk? Or is it just a lot of French talk?
Bubblelicious: The Microlino Spiaggina, a Retro-Modern Electric Microcar Perfect for Island Hopping
The Microlino Spiaggina, a sassy little electric bubble car, is here to electrify your European vacation. With its retro-modern charm and open-air design, it's perfect for cruising the Amalfi Coast or island-hopping in Greece.
The Citroen Ami: Still Funky, Now with More Funk and New Eyes
The Citroen Ami is back and funkier than ever! This little electric car that looks like a runaway Lego creation got a facelift with bigger "eyes" and fake gills. Because aerodynamics are clearly overrated.