Dodge's electric four-door? Bludicrous blue, delayed, and ready to rumble. Who needs V8s when you've got this electric beast?

GMC's 2026 Sierra EV is here, and it's cheaper and beefier than ever! With new trims and battery options, it's the future of electric trucks. Prepare for electric shock and truck love!

Everrati's electric 964? It's like a classic rock star got a tech upgrade. Silent speed, instant torque, and enough green paint to make Kermit jealous. Purists weep, the rest of us grin.

Tesla's a money-printing machine disguised as a car company, and folks are burning their rides over CEO beef. It's like torching your toaster because you hate the bread boss!

Karma's Amaris: swan doors, electric-ish, & a BMW engine that's just a glorified generator. Because why be simple when you can be spectacularly complicated?

Toyota & Lexus are getting serious about electric! Finally! But is steer-by-wire a gimmick or genius? Plus, simulated gear shifts?! Grab your kazoo, it's gonna be a wild ride.

Opel's tiny EV gets a mild makeover! New colors, a black grille, and... that's about it. Still slow, still small, and still perfect for teenagers. Expect mild giggles and raised eyebrows.

Renault's 5 Turbo 3E: 540hp, 3,196lbs, and a handbrake bigger than your ego. It's a pocket rocket that'll make any hot rod look like a golf cart.

Lightweight electric sports cars? Finally! Longbow's Speedster and Roadster aim to bring back the thrill of driving without the guilt. Think Lotus Elise, but electric. And with a price tag that won't make you cry... too much.

Jaguar’s new EV? It's like a Smurf's dream car. $165k for a blue blob that goes 430 miles? My lawnmower's cheaper, and cuts grass.

Mercedes thinks their new electric CLA is the 'cleverest car' ever. I mean, it talks to you, knows everything, and charges faster than you can boil a kettle. But is it the smartest? Debatable. And will it tell me to lay off the cake? That's where I draw the line.

Toyota's FT-Me: a tiny terror with a solar roof! 100 inches of pure electric giggles, perfect for teens & parking in your kitchen. Will it save the planet? Probably not, but it’ll make you smile.

Purple lightning strikes Interlagos! Porsche's 1,019-hp Taycan Turbo GT obliterates lap records, proving electric cars can make petrol-heads cry.

Tired of driving a land yacht? Telo's MT1 is a mini-truck that fits in your kitchen & hauls plywood. 500hp & 350 miles range? Yes, please!

Long-range EVs? More like short-range headaches! Turns out, those fancy batteries are divas. But hold on! A Chinese company just dropped a charging bomb: 8 minutes to 80%! Electric dreams are finally becoming reality!

Cadillac stretched an Escalade. Yep, they made it longer. Because apparently, regular 'big' wasn't 'big' enough. Now it's a land yacht with a zip code. And 750 electric horses. I guess you could get away with renting it out as an apartment - there are smaller studios in NYC.

Chevy's gone bonkers! 1,100 HP electric monster at Mint 400! More torque than a planet mover. Is this a truck or a lightning bolt with tires? Let’s spill the electrifying beans!

VW's $21k EV: a hamster-powered chariot for the masses. Finally, an electric car that won't bankrupt you. Smiling rear included, for that extra touch of...character?

Forget fancy RVs! In 2045, we're living in shipping containers dropped by robot ships. It's the future of off-grid living, or at least, that's what those crazy cats on the French Riviera want you to think. Sell your house and get dropped anywhere!

Ever wondered what happens when a sedan, fastback, and SUV have a love child? Meet the Volvo ES90. It's like a Swedish sauna on wheels, packed with tech and enough computing power to launch a rocket. Prepare for a luxurious identity crisis.