Cruising into the budget end of the e-bike market with a palpable aura of retro-cool is the Revolve Electric Cafe Racer. It's not built to scare off those big, beefy, hell-bent-for-leather hogs. It's just here to have a good time, at 60 mph. 

For a breezy $6,700, you're looking at an e-motorcycle tipping the scales at a nimble 240 pounds, which is about the weight of a miniature horse or a rather rotund cheetah. You know, for perspective. It's the automotive equivalent of a cheetah in a sports bra, with its aggressive, crouched-forward riding position, daring you to have some fun.

Powered by a 72V 50Ah battery and a 5000W/15000W peak motor, this lightweight go-getter offers a bit of electric pizazz that gets you up to 60 mph and a bit of wiggle room for battery life, giving you around 70 miles of rubber-meets-the-road entertainment. No, it won't make you feel like you're harnessing a bolt of lightning, but it's still going to raise a few eyebrows on the interstate.

Lest we forget, this Revolve Cafe Racer is fitted with Bluetooth battery technology, temperature sensors, and the oddball ability to reverse. I know, you're thinking: "Reverse on a motorcycle? What am I going to use that for, backing out of sticky situations at the grocery store?" But hey, it's there if you ever feel the need to moonwalk on two wheels.

This e-bike makes you feel like a daredevil, even when you're just toeing the speed limit. Its featherweight structure and low center of gravity mean you can weave through obstacles like a hyperactive hummingbird, teasing the edge of traction with that rear wheel. And don't worry about braking. With its regenerative braking system, the bike practically stops on a dime - no, let's make it a nickel, just to play it safe.

Let's address the elephant in the room - or rather, the small elephant on the bike's frame. This Cafe Racer comes with a Chinese VIN, which is a little like trying to enter an exclusive club with a coupon for a free taco. While it's not exactly illegal, the odds of getting this bad boy street-legal might rely on your DMV being in a particularly good mood, or maybe just having had a nice, big lunch.

Regardless, this bike's aesthetic is something to admire. It mimics old-style cafe racers to a tee, with its bullet-style turn signals and rear drum brakes. I mean, you can practically taste Earl Grey when you look at this thing.

In the grand tradition of cafe racers, the Revolve Electric Cafe Racer combines speed, style, and thriftiness without asking you to break the bank or a sweat. Just remember to lean into those curves, and maybe consider a set of bar end mirrors – you'll want to see the disbelieving faces of your fellow motorists as you zip past.