Are Electric Cars Going To Ruin Everything… Again?

China shipping EVs - Captain Electro

Alright, my fine rubber-burning friends, gather around for yet another electrifying episode in the long saga of vehicles, volts, and various vagaries. Remember me? That enthusiastic journalist, more at home behind the wheel of a Mustang than a Model S? Yup, that's me, and today, we’re diving into the kerfuffle that's the EU and these zippy electric vehicles from China.


The Beef with the East

The European Union, in their infinite wisdom (please note the slight dripping sarcasm), has decided to play detective. Apparently, China's electric vehicle (EV) market, which includes the tech-savvy, budget-friendly brands like BYD and Nio, is giving Europe’s automotive giants a run for their money. And oh boy, the EU isn't happy about it.

I remember the times when a 'flooded market' meant someone left a tap running somewhere in the manufacturing plant. But EU Commission President Ursula von der Leyen has a different take. According to her, the global market is positively drenched with cheap Chinese cars, seemingly kept at bay-bargain prices by huge state subsidies. It’s like those deals you find in a clearance bin, but apparently, these vehicles run as smooth as butter sliding down a hot pancake.

So, the big question is: are these cars really cheap? Let's get some numbers in play (don't worry, I've done the conversions for you). The Dacia Spring, Europe’s pride, and budget-joy, starts at a friendly $22,300. But guess what? When BYD, the head honcho from China, rolled out their range in Europe, their most affordable model, the Atto 3, was priced much higher than our little Dacia. Does that sound like a market "flooded" with cheap cars? Maybe we're just splashing in puddles here. Or are we missing the fact that the little Dacia is actually made in China? Is that the car the EU worries about? Bad Dacia…


What's the Real Deal?

Cars from other Chinese brands, like MG, Polestar, and Nio, are selling in European markets at a premium compared to their prices back home. So, it's less of a 'great deal for Europeans' and more of a 'great profit margin for Chinese automakers.' I’m starting to think someone at the European Commission might need a calculator.

The glaring difference in pricing becomes more evident when you look at some examples:

- BYD Dolphin: $31,170 in France versus roughly $16,455 in China.

- MG ZS: $33,750 in Germany but only around $16,900 in its homeland.

- And my personal favorite, the BMW iX3: A whopping $72,200 in Germany compared to a slightly less jaw-dropping $56,000 in China.

By the way, if anyone from BMW is reading this: yes, I’m available for a test drive. Please send over the keys.


Europe's Electric Existential Crisis

The push from Chinese automakers into Europe isn't just about European market competition; it's a strategic sidestep from their domestic price war. And while Europe plays catch-up, Chinese brands are harnessing the power of EVs and securing their position on the global stage.

This tug-of-war between the East and West begs a crucial question: how should Brussels handle China? Stellantis' CEO thinks Europe should offer a leg up to struggling native manufacturers. But then again, there’s another camp that believes in free trade. You know, the old 'let the best car win' mantra.

China shipping EVs - Captain Electro

My Two Cents

Listen, I love cars. And bikes. And any mechanical beast that lets me feel the wind in my hair. Electric tech? It’s the future, no doubt. But if the EU wants to play ball, they need to focus on creating conditions where European automakers can excel. Let's talk about reduced electricity prices and eliminating red tape. Let's not simply point fingers and cry foul.

Before I vroom off into the sunset, here’s a reminder to all the politicians out there: please focus on the real issues. Or, consider a career change. I hear we have shortages of skilled people in every trade around Europe…wait, sorry - scrap that, the ads say clearly "skilled" people. Keep up the…. whatever it is that you do every day.

Yours truly,

Captain Electro

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