Well, slap on your life jackets, folks! Prepare for a luxurious cruise, or should I say, glide, as we delve into the world of electric yachts and check out the most silent beast of the sea: The Sialia 57. It's a thing of beauty, power, and opulence, just like a Ferrari...only quieter and more buoyant!

Landing on the docks of the Palma Boat Show 2023, Sialia Yachts unfurled the sails of its maiden model, the Sialia 57, an ultra-premium watercraft carrying the 'AMPROS' moniker. A hybrid-electric drive system that's like seeing the good old internal combustion engine taken to therapy and given an eco-friendly lobotomy.

Speaking of power, the Sialia 57 would make the Flash blush. It boasts dual electric motors spitting out a total of 800 kW – more torque than a startled octopus! These engines have enough grunt to push the boat to speeds north of 25 knots, with a cruising speed of 18 knots, all thanks to its carbon hull that's lighter than a feather in a wind tunnel.

But wait, there's more! The Sialia 59, the sibling we're all eagerly waiting for, is rumored to brush the 30-knot mark. With battery options ranging from 350 kWh to 1,000 kWh, and a generous 1,500L tank for the onboard generator, we're talking serious sea legs here.

Now, let's talk luxury because if we're on the ocean in a Sialia, we're not exactly roughing it. Drop anchor and the electrical power lets you enjoy the silence of the high seas. Tilted bulwarks open up a sunbathing area that's bigger than most apartments, while the aft features a U-shaped bench that would make even the sternest pirate say 'Arr, that's comfy!'

And did I mention the 59 will be offered in three deck layouts? We have the 'Weekender', with a climate-controlled cockpit for the yacht-er with commitment issues. The 'Sport', for those seeking the sun with an open-sided hardtop. And the 'Runabout', featuring an elegant, low windshield and simple front sundeck for the sun worshipper.

So, whether you’re planning a languorous weekend voyage or an action-packed day at sea, these models have got your back, your front, and everything in between.

This silent, carbon beauty isn't just a pretty face, though. She's smart too. The hull design, optimized for a smooth ride, was a collaboration with Vripack Design. Even at top speeds, the ride is so smooth, you’d think you’re atop a floating Persian rug. Well, a very fast one.

Speaking of speed, this baby planes from 12 knots and gets to 32 knots in a mere seven seconds! And the best part? The loudest noise you’ll hear is your own astonished gasp!

In summary, this isn't just a yacht; it's a step into the future of luxury sailing. It's a cruise towards silent, sustainable journeys across the world's oceans, on an electric vessel that's every bit as luxurious as it is innovative. This is the future, folks. Hold on to your captain’s hat!