Motorcycles are the epitome of freedom, the open road, and the wind in your hair - unless you're bald, in which case it's just wind. But let's not get bogged down in follicular details. We're here to talk about a motorcycle that's so advanced, it probably knows the square root of pi. I'm talking about the Arc Vector Founder's Signature Edition, a bike that's so exclusive, it makes a VIP lounge look like a bus stop.

First off, let's get one thing straight: this isn't just any motorcycle. This is a Founder's Signature Edition, which means it's been personally overseen by Arc's founder and CEO, Mark Truman. And when I say "overseen," I don't mean he glanced at it while sipping his morning tea. No, this guy threw everything but the kitchen sink at it. Actually, scratch that. He probably threw in the kitchen sink too, but it's made of forged carbon fiber and costs more than your car.

Now, speaking of forged carbon fiber, this bike is practically a carbon fiber festival. The monocoque, the body panels, even the wheels - everything screams, "I'm lighter and stronger than you, and I know it." Most supercars are still doodling in their notebooks while this bike is handing in a PhD thesis on material science.

Then there’s the color scheme. Rose Gold paint details are sprinkled throughout like fairy dust on a unicorn. It's as if someone took the essence of a sunset and a bottle of champagne and said, "Let's make a motorcycle out of this." Add to that etched leather grips and seat with black and copper stitching, and you've got yourself a bike that's more dressed up than a Wall Street banker at a black-tie event.

Suspension? Oh, it's just Öhlins black suspension, the kind that says, "I'm not here to play; I'm here to slay." And just to make sure everyone knows this isn't your run-of-the-mill, off-the-assembly-line bike, Mark Truman's signature is casually displayed in several places. Because nothing says "I'm special" like having the CEO's autograph on your ride.

This electric stallion uses a CCS1 Combo charging socket, which means it can gulp down electricity faster than you can say "zero emissions." With an electric motor that pumps out 117 horsepower and 128 pound-feet of torque, this bike can hit a top speed of 124 mph. That's right, this isn't just a pretty face; it's a pretty fast face.

Now, you might be thinking, "I want one!" Well, hold your horses, cowboy. Only two of these beauties will ever exist, and they're exclusively for North American customers. So unless you're on a first-name basis with Mark Truman or have a genie in a bottle, your chances are slimmer than a supermodel during fashion week.

As for the price, let's just say if you have to ask, you probably can't afford it. The standard Vector already has an MSRP of $128,000, so expect the Founder's Signature Edition to cost as much as a small island - or at least a very large electric boat.

So there you have it, folks. The Arc Vector Founder's Signature Edition: a motorcycle so advanced and exclusive, it's practically in a league of its own. Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm off to buy some lottery tickets.